?”Feminism was established so as to allow unattractive women easier access to the mainstream of society.” ~ Rush Limbaugh
?“Exercise freaks … are the ones putting stress on the health care system.” ~ Rush Limbaugh
?”We need to uptick our image with everyone, including one-armed midgets.” ~ Republican National Committee Chairman Michael Steele.
?“If this were a dictatorship, it’d be a heck of a lot easier, just so long as I’m the dictator.” ~ George W. Bush
The new delete trading company expanding crotch jeans will alleviate that uncomfortable uppity feeling.
Thanks for the clarification. I do feel fairly certain that we have had a healthy economic and educational exchange with many of the host countries of our current foes. A big Mac will certainly quell the grumbling of an empty stomach but I doubt if the special sauce will do the same to an ideology...but it would be worth a shot.
absolem- Perhaps you misunderstood my time- frame of reference.i was 'speaking' in the 'in-the-to-begin-with' tense.By the way,I am wearing wranglers as I post.i just thought we may as well condition them to the same brat mentality that drives our marketing processes, but still keep them from behaving too upity.
Forgive me for the intrusion but I did wish to address you moderation.
Moderation...until they are eliminated the beheadings will continue. Personally I would prefer that we not supply them cellphones in which to coordinate their attacks while wearing Lee jeans (I prefer wrangler brand btw) with a belly full of big macs. I am not certain if your post was tongue-in-cheek or not. Either way I think that we are beyond the point of pretty please placate that bunch. However in the public light we have a president that more than willing to do the deed. Perhaps the enemy would actually prefer his mom jeans.
What you are saying,beright, is that we should have/ should stay in the Middle East until 'they' can represent themselves to us, in an acceptable behavior.If we had invested $3T air dropping cell phones, Lee jeans,and Big Mac's, instead of instruments of war, they would have been consuming goods today, rather than consuming our young citizens. Until morale improves, the beatings will continue.....!
Michelle Obama: “For the First Time in My Adult Lifetime, I’m Really Proud of My Country”
I guess the USA s u c k s until then.
"One such translator was an American of Haitian descent, representative of the extraordinary work that our men and women in uniform do all around the world -- Navy Corpse-Man Christian Brossard." –mispronouncing "Corpsman" (the "ps" is silent) during a speech at the National Prayer Breakfast, Washington, D.C., Feb. 5, 2010 (The Corpsman's name is also Christopher, not Christian)
"No, no. I have been practicing...I bowled a 129. It's like -- it was like Special Olympics, or something." --making an off-hand joke during an appearance on "The Tonight Show", March 19, 2009 (Obama later called the head of the Special Olympics to apologize)
"What I was suggesting -- you're absolutely right that John McCain has not talked about my Muslim faith..." --in an interview with ABC's George Stephanopoulos, who jumped in to correct Obama by saying "your Christian faith," which Obama quickly clarified (whoops)
"On this Memorial Day, as our nation honors its unbroken line of fallen heroes -- and I see many of them in the audience here today -- our sense of patriotism is particularly strong."
"The point I was making was not that Grandmother harbors any racial animosity. She doesn't. But she is a typical white person...really?
Obama’s 47%: "It's not surprising, then, they get bitter, they cling to guns or religion or antipathy to people who aren't like them or anti-immigrant sentiment or anti-trade sentiment as a way to explain their frustrations." --explaining his troubles winning over some working-class voters
Broken teleprompter: "R-S-P-E-C-T." --flubbing the spelling of Aretha Franklin's famous song "Respect" while paying tribute to the iconic
“I can no more disown (Jeremiah Wright) than I can disown the black community. I can no more disown him than I can my white grandmother – a woman who helped raise me, a woman who sacrificed again and again for me, a woman who loves me as much as she loves anything in this world, but a woman who once confessed her fear of black men who passed by her on the street, and who on more than one occasion has uttered racial or ethnic stereotypes that made me cringe.” — Barack Obama
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